Fandangos: Spam Comment of the Week
Bear with me this week folk. I have had some real doozies I saved five I wish to share. Some are funny some are rude but have their moments
1. I had this one from Christian
“Hi,
We can skyrocket your Google rankings in a short time with completely whitehat links and technical seo service.Please check our profile on fiverr
(website was here. removed so no accidental clicks)
Please check tons of 5 star reviews on our Fiverr gig”
I now admit to being out of touch. What is a “whitehat link”?
2. Poor robot 327 really needs better programing. This make me sad
“Thiis paragraph will hhelp the internet uusers for setting
up new website or evwn a wewblog from starrt too end.”
As 327s grammar and spelling makes me even more sad
3. This one is from a p0rn site, Melviau. It has great content. Check out what they have
“Scandal porn galleries, daily updated lists (
The website was here)
nicara porn round and brown streaming video lesbian porn naked sex porn pussy cartoons wizard of oz in porn mk etrade porn
Why drag the Wizard of Oz into this?
4. 000 said
“I am in fact grateful to thhe holder off this website who has shared this
gredat paragrph at here.”
Keep taking the lessons little robot, almost there. I am not sure whether to be offended or pleased?
5. Madeliene St Ledger wants to help me. Pity the web site address didn’t really add up. (website removed for public safety)
“Hi,
This AI content writer is less than $90 one time payment for lifetime usage. You can write engaging articles, product descriptions, social media posts, emails, company bio, stories, ads, and 57 other content categories in minutes.
It is trained by Jasper AI data and 100M articles and scientific journals and uses the same tech (GPT3):
Wouldn’t you like an AI robot to write your blog for you?
Hilarious
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They keep me entertained
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I’m missing out. I don’t get this junk.
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Don’t despair. I’ll send them your URL π
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Don’t you dare … π
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So annoying…glad you could find the humour in it.
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I do enjoy a good (bad) spam π
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I’m with you on the Wizard of Oz, but you’ve also got me worried. Maybe I’m actually an AI robot. How would I know?
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Because you take fabulous photos and have great grammar and spelling π
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I’m a top of the line AI robot. That’s something!
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You get someone really interesting spam, Brian. Thanks for sharing them with us.
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I hope I get a few more for next week.
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Did you ever think youβd look forward to getting spam comments? Youβre welcome! π
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Getting and saving the best as well ππ
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These are … intriguing and a total turn-off at the same time (would you believe that “turn off” in German is now “abtΓΆrnen”?!)
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I have a love/hate relationship with spam. What was it before βabtΓΆrnenβ Is there a literal translation?
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“anmachen” (which works figuratively as well as literally [i,e, turn off the lights],
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Thanks π
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You do get some doozies, Brian. My spam folder seems to only contain ‘readers’ from car repair shops. ‘Cause, you know, I write so much about car repairs. π
Oh, and the #1 spam from Christian…I think ‘whitehats’ means Christian is a good guy. Bad guys usually wear black hats. You can go ahead and OK this spam. π
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I didn’t think of the American good guy/bad guy hat analogy. Thanks Lois, I can move forward now with confidence ππ
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I changed my settings to the person must be registered and logged in so I haven’t gotten any spam since! Amazing!
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I reduced mine to just a few most days. I turned off comments after 30 days. If a newish post is getting most of them I turn comments off on that one.
I do enjoy a spam chuckle though now I don’t get tons π
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