Ragtag Daily Prompt Thursday: Medicinal
The Sheriff in a small town walks out of the Sheriffs Office and sees a cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks, “Why in the world are you dressed like this?”
The cowboy says “Well it’s like this Sheriff, I was in the bar down the road having a few drinks with this real pretty woman. After a while asks me to go to her motel room with her…so I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt…so I did.
Then she takes off her skirt and asks me to take off my pants…so I did
Then she pulls down her knickers and asks me to take off my undies…so I did.
Then she gets on the bed, looks at me kind of sexy, and says, “Now go to town, cowboy”
“So here I am.”